Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Just In Time For Valentine's Day

Just got this in our Dave Ramsey/Total Money Makeover newsletter and thought some of them were pretty funny.

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So there you are, standing alone at a party or gathering. Suddenly you look up and see that perfect partner ... the one you'd love to wow with your suave, cool personality. You take a deep breath, stroll on up and are ready to make your move.

So what's the best way to introduce yourself? Try these pickup lines, especially for fans of Dave Ramsey!
  • I still have money in my "restaurant" envelope ... can I buy you dinner?
  • Would you like to dance? I'd love to show you my Baby Steps.
  • Why am I nervous about talking to you? Because you're better than I deserve.
  • Allow me to introduce myself ... I am "borrower", and you must be "lender".
  • Good thing I just got term life insurance .. because I saw you and my heart stopped!
  • You can't spell Financial Peace University without U and I.
  • I've already kicked Sallie Mae out. Want to take her place?
  • I just bought a bass boat with cash ... and it's a good thing, because you're quite a catch!
  • I'm not mortgage interest, baby ... don't write me off.
  • The good news? I'm debt free. The better news? I'm also date free.
  • What would you say if I asked you out? (response: no). That's not good enough.

2 comments:

Alatariel Anwamane said...

THAT'S AWESOME! I totally LOVE that!

Anonymous said...

This is awesome! You made me laugh, which is always a good thing on a Friday! Thanks for sharing the heartfelt Ramsey-isms.